Freebie For You

Well, I just got the "thanks but" letter from McSweeney's. Disappointing, but more than offset by getting the Wittenburg Door check in today's mail (still haven't seen the print copy).

In the spirit of overwhelming generousity (and because I can't think of another market to send it to) I present:

If Roget's Thesaurus had an entry for "Snacktacular"

• Belchificent
• Chipticular
• Crunchtastic
• Fudgnormous
• Haagendazzling
• Keeblerific
• Kremendous
• Munchalacious
• Nougatorius
• Saraleeful
• Tasty
• Yumyumbular