New Article Submission

This afternoon I sent a list in to McSweeney's Internet Tendency under the heading of "If Roget's Thesaurus had an entry for 'Snacktacular.'"

Should my item be accepted it'll be among some of the funniest humor bits around, like:

• "The Aristocrats" as I Think Bob Newhart Would Perform It
  
  
• Famous Palindrome
  
  
• Short Imagined Monologues: Morgan Freeman Buys a Pop-A-Shot Machine
  
  
• Unhelpful Clues Given by Jan-Michael Vincent During an October 1983 Taping of The New $25,000 Pyramid Where the Category to be Guessed was "Things You Do at a Party"

I'll keep you posted.